BeachBumSk8r

New account, but I’m not new here. I’ve been gooning to all the wonderful content this site has to offer since 2008. There’s literally people on here now who were just being born when I created my first account. That’s insane to think about! Anyway, I had problems with my original account (Sk8rkid) that couldn’t be fixed, so I had to create this one. I lost a ton of content because of that. I’m still pissed I had to reset my “days on xHamster” counter. I was well past 6,000 days.

Yes, my nickname really is "Penny." I've been told I closely resemble her from the show "The Big Bang Theory" because I'm goofy, silly, love to laugh, always horny and don't take anything seriously. Life's too short for that crap. I'm also a "little" ditzy, the way some people might describe a "dumb blonde" or as Sheldon in the show puts it: "a blonde monkey."

As you can see from my interests and fetishes above, I’m into cross dressing. I’m not passable and I don’t try to be. I just love the way slutty women’s clothes feel on my body. 90% of the time, I’m wearing some kind of women’s clothing under my clothes like thongs, boy shorts, a sports bra or tube top.

I masturbate to porn, a LOT. All my life I’ve had an unhealthy addiction to porn and masturbation and that has had a lasting impact on me and my ability to hold down a relationship for long periods of time. My longest one was five and a half years. I blame it on the 23 year old man who took my virginity back in the 1980’s. Or not meeting the right people. But it's probably the first thing.

I was a “rink rat.” Someone who calls a skating rink their second home. Basically someone who is there all the time other than to shower and sleep. I was part of a big group of rink rats back in the 80’s and 90’s, and this guy was one of the managers there. I guess I was just cute enough to catch his eye. We spent the next several years together because I was too embarrassed to tell anyone what he was doing to me. Plus, I was kinda having fun with it. And that’s pretty much when my porn, masturbation, cross dressing and sex addiction began. So I, by no means, had a “normal” upbringing.

If you want to know more, just send me a DM. As a porn and masturbation addict, you can imagine I’m on here quite a bit, so I’m usually fairly quick to respond.